I am a curious sort. Always look at bios. Came across yours, and reading your blog. Keep it going! :)

yeah hopefully I'm gonna be less of a dumbass

Yes, first thing, you must stop driving at crazy speeds. Good thing is is you already know what you need to do :)

"Someone take my cat's corpse out since I've been dead for a year."

Well... I have the automatic feeder/water so he's got time but I mean say you went to jail for 90 days, if no activity in a week or a month it would notify someone you know/emergency contact/your apt complex.