I find these imprecise, rounded, relative timestamps very irritating and I am so happy to see that I am not the only one.

If you have the exact absolute data, then just give me that.. in its original form. Unbelievable that people put effort into making it less precise and making relative. Why? Because it looks _cute_? Personally, I always find it hard and tiring to mentally process these and map it back to an actual point in time.