What in the world is the point of this? These aren't questions to make a couple ask each other, it's just forcing them to say mean things to each other. For example:
> O.K., fine, I’m adding your dishwasher issue to my list of irritating things, too. So there.
>I already know that story. And I was there for that one. It didn’t happen like that.
Those are not questions, that's a statement.
I can make a couple fall out of love by forcing them to ask only one "question": "Do you love me? No you don't, I hate you and I'm breaking up with you".
I have been on the internet too long today to have an immediately cynical view of it. On second viewing I did appreciate this one as it sticks to the theme of asking questions:
>What would constitute a “perfect” day for you? Why do we always just go home and watch Netflix instead of doing any of that stuff?
I do think it would have made a bit more sense as satire if the author had stuck to only questions such as this, but perhaps I'm just nitpicking.
> O.K., fine, I’m adding your dishwasher issue to my list of irritating things, too. So there.
>I already know that story. And I was there for that one. It didn’t happen like that.
Those are not questions, that's a statement.
I can make a couple fall out of love by forcing them to ask only one "question": "Do you love me? No you don't, I hate you and I'm breaking up with you".