And I obviously referred to JS just passing its teenage years, which I would prefer it didn't manage to. I am one of those crazies that are implementing a desktop-like functionality app for creatives in a browser, created a car racing game in pure JS without a single 3rd party library, did computer vision in a browser via webcam etc. and every time I have to use JS/DOM/CSS it just makes me feel I need to go to Queenstown and jump off the Kawarau bridge...

Not to mention that as a Mozilla fanboy I even use bleeding edge Firefox OS on my primary business phone.