MathNews, UW Math department's student weekly newsletter, had/has a section 'profQuotes' - just about the only part worth reading.. samples from this week:
"Tragically, we will need to prove both cases. Fortunately, I can do one in class and assign the other for homework."
"I’m sure you’re familiar with the proof technique I’ll use here... [writes 'Exercise' on the board]”
"Tragically, we will need to prove both cases. Fortunately, I can do one in class and assign the other for homework."
"I’m sure you’re familiar with the proof technique I’ll use here... [writes 'Exercise' on the board]”