While I admire both Pike and Graham, I've never liked the use of zingers to articulate a programming point. Invariably, programming involves trade-offs, acceptance of limitations in one dimension to gain benefits in another. So, zinging the limitations is easy to do and doesn't advance understanding.
For more quotes see :
http://harmful.cat-v.org/software/OO_programming/
Another, seeing as it's PG :
"The phrase 'object-oriented' means a lot of things. Half are obvious, and the other half are mistakes." — Paul Graham