I'm not sure if you were being sarcastic or not (text is poor medium for conveying such things), but OOCSS is very much a real thing. I love writing SASS in such a way.
The first part of the name before the underscore is the CSS superclass name. The next part after the underscore is the CSS subclass name. And the properties in the style tag are the CSS instance variables.
See this post for more info: http://ianstormtaylor.com/oocss-plus-sass-is-the-best-way-to...