I would like to propose that such things are not allowed on Hacker News. There are websites on the Internet which will tell you if a website is down for just you or everybody. When a website goes down the sysadmins do everything humanly possible to get it back, no need to create noise about it.
It would be news if the reason for the downtime was published, to learn from others mistakes/problems.
It would be news if the reason for the downtime was published, to learn from others mistakes/problems.