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A Russian and an American get on a plane in Moscow and get to talking.

The Russian says he works for the Kremlin and he's on his way to go learn American propaganda techniques.

"What American propaganda techniques?" asks the American.

"Exactly," the Russian replies.



This is the best joke I've heard in a long time


The version I know is a little different: A Russian visits America and meets an American at a bar and they get talking about life in Russia. "How is the propaganda?" says the American. "It's everywhere, but it's easy to ignore it" says the Russian. "Yours is much better." "But we don't have propaganda here" says the American. "Exactly" says the Russian.

idk how a person can be forced to pledge allegiance to the flag every morning and not think that's some North Korean style shit.


When I was in kindergarten, I refused to do the pledge one day. My teacher was livid. "Are you American or not?"

Being 5, I didn't know the difference between ethnicity and nationality (I'm Asian but I was born here and didn't know any life outside of America). So I was afraid that my teacher would not let me be American anymore if I didn't say the pledge. So I said it and never refused to say it in school again.

It wasn't til I was well into my adulthood that I realize how absurd that situation sounds.


So you were actually pledging under duress. Contracts and statements made under duress are usually treated as null and void, so you have that going for you.

Still highly unethical of that teacher


I mean I don't think anything we do or say as a 5 year old is considered binding, otherwise I'm on the hook for a lot of nonsense :)


Have you considered, however, how that event shaped your developing and impressionable subconscious and possibly influenced your future behavior as an adult?


It's not something I fully understood as a child. I didn't even fully grasp the concept of "nationality" so when she asked if I was American I just said yes because I didn't know what it meant. I just understood that not saluting meant teacher mad, just like not cleaning up my toys in the classroom meant teacher mad.


... or realize that they are not morally superior to china as long as they don't abolish the death penalty.




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