Suddenly I’m very pro genetic modification as long as we get mini pet bears. Dang it!

Surprisingly, chihuahua bears are not my idea of a good time.

I feel like something bigger would actually be better, like somewhere between a collie and a GSD. Labrador-size and temperament bears would be about the right speed, maybe.

Hah, where does the new breed land on the temperament wheel... Is it going to be more like a koala, raccoon, weasel, badger, or tasmanian devil?