the worst possible future for Apple, & perhaps for us all.

> Apple acquires OpenAI, Sam becomes CEO of combined company; iPhone revenue used to build out data centers; Jony rehired as design chief for AI device.

Wonder what to call this brand of fanfic?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_fiction

Stratechery 2.0

This is so insanely terrible that I’m going to put my phone down now and go do something else.

I hate that this sounds plausible

I'm more in the "Not in a million years" camp on this one. :)