I don’t think that argument really works in situations like this because hacking Burger King requires a pretty high level of intent + ability and isn’t something that just naturally happens. Like you have to sit down and say “Today I want to try to hack Burger King” and then spend several hours doing just that.

To me it seems like quite a stretch for “don’t hack me” to get framed as “Burger King is leveraging their corporate power to tell me what to do against my will”.

And to be clear I actually do think that it would be better for Burger King to invite and reward responsible disclosure, in the same way that you’d want your bank to have a hotline for people to report problems like doors that won’t lock. But if the bank didn’t have that hotline it wouldn’t excuse breaking in.

This is a red herring. They're obviously being silenced because they just obtained evidence that Burger King is recording and algorithmically analyzing every customer interaction to ensure that their wage-slave employees say "You rule!" the correct number of times per order. This is horrifying and dystopic, and it's certainly the bigger story here.

Those people don't announce what they did traceably to their real name and address, because they know if they do, they'll go to jail.

The police and the judge and the jury don't care what colour fabric you put on your head this morning. They (in theory) care if you committed a crime and they can prove it. Which you did and they can, since you confessed. So you go to jail for a long time.