It's not me who is rewriting your commentary, it's you. It's not my fault that you wrote something that is just unbelievable.

Also, in the context of groceries in general, I don't believe you are starving or incapable of buying enough food on the salary of a software engineer. I think you make enough money to live on a 100% egg diet, even at the price of $10 per dozen. But let's just leave it at that. This whole discussion is going nowhere.