Modern take: during a gold rush, review the shovels.

Shovel-as-a-Service*

[*] Also known as "tool hire" and has been around since the dawn of mankind

I package shovel-industry futures into financial instruments and sell them to speculators.

I strip out the sharp-bladed, fiberglass handled ones and sell them individually, then combine the leftovers with other shitty shovels and sell them as sets of top quality, grade-A dirt moving implements.

and I create a cryptocurrency whose name is shovel but has nothing to do with the shovel but its just for the hype.

May I offer you an animated shovel NFT that will cement you as an early trailblazing thoughtleader in the earth-moving space?

Wow, congrats you beat me, Let me crown ya as the new winner then I guess. I didn't even think of NFT oh my god, that was how scammy most nft's are.

Seriously Congrats lol

I think we have a winner…

I replied after a looong time but yeah it had made my day lol. thanks.