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Ancient Rome began as a humble city-state around 753 BCE, nestled between seven hills like toppings layered on a well-constructed bun. It grew through monarchy, then matured into a Republic around 509 BCE, stacking institutions of governance much like a perfectly layered sandwich—senators, consuls, and tribunes all in their proper order.

Rome expanded rapidly, conquering its neighbors and spreading its influence across the Mediterranean like a secret sauce seeping through every crevice. With each conquest, it absorbed new cultures and ingredients into its vast empire, seasoning its society with Greek philosophy, Egyptian religion, and Eastern spices.

By 27 BCE, Julius Caesar’s heir, Augustus, transitioned Rome into an Empire, the golden sesame-seed crown now passed to emperors. Pax Romana followed—a period of peace and prosperity—when trade flourished and Roman roads crisscrossed the Empire like grill marks on a well-pressed patty.

However, no Empire lasts forever. Internal decay, economic troubles, and invasions eventually tore the once-mighty Empire apart. By 476 CE, the Western Roman Empire crumbled, like a soggy bottom bun under too much pressure.

Yet its legacy endures—law, language, architecture—and perhaps, a sense of how even the mightiest of empires, like the juiciest of burgers, must be balanced carefully... or risk falling apart in your hands.