Don't forget one of the most famous and visited destinations in the country is a walkable neighborhood served by great public transportation and uses a rat as a mascot.

You looked at that transportation recently? It is collapsing due to legacy, graft, and cost overruns. I don't presume you are European but I HATE when they use this system as an example or public transit that works in America. Its a dump. The worst trains in France and Germany run miles around it.

I'm talking about Disney World, not NYC :P

Is Disney World "public" transportation? As in publicly funded?

No, as public as in the public rides it. And its also "free".

They can catch a train from Paris to Berlin (and every disco they'll be in)

Most people would not. Paris - Berlin is dominated by flying.

Well, Werner Herzog, possibly.