Fortunately real scientists do believe this stuff so the comments from some random climate denialing bloke on a forum are irrelevant.

I know this comment is just a list of fully-general counterarguments that can be dropped (with small modifications) on any scientific article, but you've invoked Poe's law. If this is parody, then it's an excellent parody; but if it's not, it's an almost maximally-uninsightful comment.