When you have money, you can always find one lawyer willing to help, and that's all you need.
It offends judges, and that's a risk, but most judges try extremely hard to avoid the appearance of favoritism. (I realize that seems unlikely, since the judges we hear about most are selected for their favoritism.)
Meantime, hating on lawyers is a popular pastime. It makes you seem sympathetic to people who feel that the government is oppressing them. Which, bizarrely, includes the government right now.
Picking a fake fight with lawyers seems like the sort of thing you'd do if you were desperate to go back to jail...