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The best line: “There were no immediate details on whether the monkey survived the incident.”

Going way out on a limb here, but perhaps the monkey who disrupted equipment carrying enough power to mess up the entire country was most likely charred into an unrecognizable state. But hey, maybe it got lucky!




There are no details because nobody can find the monkey. It's now a cloud of ash.


♫ This monkey's gone to Heaven ♫


Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey ♫




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