You obviously haven't driven behind my Camry (sporting a Luigi plushdoll and bumper sticker proclaiming "PATRON SAINT OF DENIALS").

Nothing but mostly smiles... except from "dad" who warns police might hassle me.

"I'm forty, pops;" I'm now also old, too.

For context, I have zero dependents, dropped out of medical school pre-ACA, and do not carry health insurance (USA, boo!).