Maybe even skipping the quadruple cover story and going straight to the quintuple. A true pro.

I always play the (2n+1) game myself. (Or do I??)

Better than the 3n+1 game[1]. That one can really get you.

[1] https://www.quantamagazine.org/why-mathematicians-still-cant...

That's what they... er, you... er, somebody wants you to think?

That’s my secret… I never think.

2n for me, probably

"Fuck everything, we're doing five covers." ... "Put another misdirect on that fucker, too."

Context https://theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-...

That reminds me of the escalating “trace buster” scene in “The Big Hit.”

https://youtu.be/2VY_xxL2jL0?si=9hf6ibvtHFCGuCNL

Good luck, I’m behind seven cover stories

Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I have fourteen cover stories with an infinite loop at number 10 that directs you back to 4.

Where do you use 11-14 for?

Higher dimensional investigations.

Plot twist, I'm actually undercover as you.

I know linking to videos on a tangent joke is frowned upon here, but I'll risk the downvotes for a worthy cause:

You really need to watch this Key & Peele & Rocket Jump colaboration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHQr0HCIN2w

Actually, since I'm actually undercover as you, and I've already watched it...

I know comments commending the previous post are also frowned upon but that is one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen. Hilarity ad absurdum