Them: What's your LinkedIn Account?
   Me: Don't have one.
   Them: Twitter?
   Me: Nope.
   Them: InstaGram or TicToc?
   Me: Nope.
   Them: Do you use the web at all?
   Me: Only through Lynx.  I see a lot fewer ads.
   Them: No JavaScript!  How do you use YouTube?
   Me: I don't, really.
   Them: You have no social media?
   Me: Well... I *did* order a pizza from Dominos online once...

   Yeah... I don't use the web much as you would expect for someone
   who's livelihood depends on it.  I just wish USENET was still
   USEFUL.  I have a rant in me about ad-tech and crap-ware on the
   web.  I'm just enjoying my life without the web too much  to 
   write it.  And clearly, HN is my web-tech achilles heel.