Which is all stuff they could fix, if they'd be willing to, with a major version bump. They'd need a killer feature to encourage that migration though.
The really brutal thing is all of the code using Pandas written by researchers and non-software engineers running quietly in lab environments. Difficult to reproduce environments, small or non-existent test suites, code written by grad students long gone. If the Pandas interface breaks for installs done via `pip install pandas` it will cause a lot of pain.
With that acknowledged, it'll make life a lot easier on everyone if the "fix the API" Pandas 3 had a different package name. Polars and others seem like exactly that solution, even if not literally Pandas.