My next low budget horror film is going to be Zombie Kaczynski

Not a movie I would not see.

I feel tragically unsupported by a member of the HN family

We still love you.

Wait, I just noticed the double negative. I choose to believe that means you support my life quest explicitly.

I’ll be sure to wait for the RedLetterMedia’s Half in the Bag review on it.

Unless you’re going to go for Best of the Worst. Then I might actually watch the movie itself too.

"The Unazombie"

Dead Kaczynski

Unazomber, maybe?

Brilliant plus bonus: your spelling was Unabomber-correct

Suh-weet!

": Sometimes It Just Takes One"

You’re hired

Positive ones, even!