I just laughed out loud reading that. He’s absolutely brilliant. Told my wife that too and after laughing she said, “I miss you reading Pratchett in bed. You used to constantly giggle and jiggle the mattress!”
Time to get back to reading his work again, if not because it’s fantastic, but because Terry deserves it.
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." · Terry Pratchett.