I don't think you will get the introductory "As a (so-called) senior software engineer at Crowdstrike" brags here at this time since they are internally screaming and swallowing their pride over that massive outage.
Yeah even that guy who always told them they should always do canary deployments should stifle his "I toldja!" instinct and just keep quiet until everybody forgets.
Why would any of them come forward right now?