### LIKE SLUGS THROUGH THE HOURGLASS, THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR TECH TRIUMPHS
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*Minion 1*: Banana! The tech job market is bananas right now!
*Minion 2*: Oh no, banana shortage?
*Minion 1*: Kind of! Interest rates went up, and now tech jobs are down. Companies don't want to take risks with their bananas, so they're not hiring.
*Minion 2*: Why only tech jobs?
*Minion 1*: Tech companies are different. Some are all about fancy bananas funded by rich friends. Others are small banana startups just trying to grow. When money gets expensive, only the strongest banana trees survive.
*Minion 2*: What about big banana companies?
*Minion 1*: They cut back too, but they have a lot of bananas stored up. Smaller ones suffer more because they need fresh bananas constantly.
*Minion 2*: What should a minion do to get a banana job?
*Minion 1*: Focus on showing you can grow bananas even in tough times. And maybe look for jobs in stable banana companies, not the ones just starting out.
*Minion 2*: Banana companies are complicated!
*Minion 1*: Yep, but keep learning and stay flexible, and you'll find the right banana job!
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### LIKE SLUGS THROUGH THE HOURGLASS, THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR TECH TRIUMPHS
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*Minion 1*: Banana! The tech job market is bananas right now!
*Minion 2*: Oh no, banana shortage?
*Minion 1*: Kind of! Interest rates went up, and now tech jobs are down. Companies don't want to take risks with their bananas, so they're not hiring.
*Minion 2*: Why only tech jobs?
*Minion 1*: Tech companies are different. Some are all about fancy bananas funded by rich friends. Others are small banana startups just trying to grow. When money gets expensive, only the strongest banana trees survive.
*Minion 2*: What about big banana companies?
*Minion 1*: They cut back too, but they have a lot of bananas stored up. Smaller ones suffer more because they need fresh bananas constantly.
*Minion 2*: What should a minion do to get a banana job?
*Minion 1*: Focus on showing you can grow bananas even in tough times. And maybe look for jobs in stable banana companies, not the ones just starting out.
*Minion 2*: Banana companies are complicated!
*Minion 1*: Yep, but keep learning and stay flexible, and you'll find the right banana job!
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