“You see, the thing about heaven is that heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go on in heaven. Like, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot plants.” — The Black Adder.
In Samuel Clemens' posthumously published work there's a story in which heaven has wings and harps, because all the newbies expect them, but after you get bored with that it's perfectly ok to return them and go do something more fun.
