Get a life. You can’t go through an average day without using a dozen services that you’d have to hire a lawyer to interpret their TOS.
If you want to hire a full-time personal counsel, go for it.
The rest of us insist on something else. Understandable agreements is something that should be forced on all companies unless we can perhaps win the fight against TOS being legally enforceable in the first place. That would be the best world.
The issue of legalese in ToS is the same issue of "bad code" or "bad engineering". The law is just another system, another conceptual language of communication, except one filled with way more vaguaries, edge cases and grey areas than any software we make.
Companies like they do not want to pay for "good engineering" don't want to pay for "understandable contracts".
However the company itself doesn't want to allocate resources regardless of the actual cost.
Because regardless at your $/hr, a contract that protects the company in the same way and is understandable by the user takes MORE HOURS, than one that just protects the company and fuck the user.
Lots of these lawyers at companies with internal council could do this are a resource that is over utilized already. There's no room for more hours.
If you want to hire a full-time personal counsel, go for it.
The rest of us insist on something else. Understandable agreements is something that should be forced on all companies unless we can perhaps win the fight against TOS being legally enforceable in the first place. That would be the best world.