Yeah this is basically what I'm trying to do (see response to sibling). Unfortunately I consider Node's APIs the worst of the 3. No shade on them it's just an older design. I really like Deno's approach since my code also needs to work in the browser. Writing HTTP handlers that take Request[0] and return Response[1] is a beautiful bit of symmetry with frontend code and feels like cheating.

[0]: https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Request

[1]: https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Response