Ah, he is typing. As I suspected, news of his brain's demise have been highly exagerrated.

Maybe he left behind a text file of replies, to be posted here one by one by an automated script in such an event.

I voted you up not because you aren't retarded, but because that was truly hilarious.

I took this to be the general "emperor has no clothes" (perhaps contrarian is a better phrase) thread, but if this is supposed to be the Microsoft-isn't-dead thread, then I'll delete my comment.