HN is for intellectual curiosity. As a result, if you want to discuss legal analysis with a lawyer on an article about a legal topic, I suggest you listen and learn, rather than insisting that others meet you in the middle on fundamental tools of analysis. And in particular, criticizing those frameworks as "arbitrary" or "made up" is dishonest and completely inappropriate.

In this case, after several days of back and forth, nobody has offered any argument for why the terms of the LGPL are incompatible with iOS apps. At this point it's pretty obvious that all of you are just trolling.