Well, we went from gosh what conspiracy theory idea you have about contrails that totally do not exist to every airline should do this because the scientist that works for Bill Gates at Breakthrough Energy says is the highest-leverage climate opportunity that we know of so not only these were happening but we're pushing to do a lot more, really really fast.
Uuuh you're sorta failing to mention that the common conspiracy theories are that they contain population controlling chemicals. Seems less like a really fast change and more like completely unrelated things
Reminds me of the story of the commercial pilot who had a new flight attendant (doing her first flight) come over to the flight deck and started explaining the airplane controls to her to make conversation. Except the pilot had previously put a label saying "chemtrails" on a random switch and then told her that they activate that switch when they receive a signal from the government.
Obviously the Communists figured out how to use the CIA mind control chemicals in contrails against us. So, they've got to be stopped, either the Communists or the contrails, but it's easier to stop the contrails. Environmental benefits is just a cover story. PS, that extra fuel they say they'll need has the next gen mind control chemicals, that the Communists can't use, but these will be invisible.
[1] You do have one made of actual tin-foil don't you? Aluminum foil hats don't actually work for anything other than fashion. Have you tried to get rolled tin lately --- there's a reason it's hard to find.
