Not sure about GPT, but it's hella overwrought - it's like someone took the investigation PDF and tried to make the cheesiest Lifetime movie out of it. Far too many superfluous adjectives and embellishments; barely readable IMO.
eg
"The red-hot, wildly spinning disk instantly fractured into several sections, which rocketed outward in multiple directions at incomprehensible speed"
Well the whole point of articles like this is that they are more "literary" than the investigation reports and therefore more entertaining and engaging to read.
There's a time and place for reading dry technical investigation reports and this is not one of them.
Also, none of the adjectives you highlighted are beyond human comprehension or usage or even rare so it's certainly not an example of what parent was trying to convey.
It's a matter of taste. Clearly many of us here were entertained by the style of the blog vis a vis the wiki version or other sources of the same information.
eg "The red-hot, wildly spinning disk instantly fractured into several sections, which rocketed outward in multiple directions at incomprehensible speed"