The International Brotherhood of Henchsters union will negotiate better henching health and safety policies on behalf of all goons, thugs, hired thugs, minions, and of course henchpeople.
We all know that henching is an inherently risky job. Fighting some of the world's most tuxedo clad Scottish sociopaths is often dangerous, but that doesn't mean we can't reduce unnecessary risks.
Risks that cause lost productivity on your Doomstar project through avoidable injuries, recruitment delays, and the difficulty of removing tangled bodies from the drill you're using to get to the Earth's core.
We demand:
1. Adequate hand-rails on ledges, bridges, and _especially_ around piranha tanks, snake pits, etc.
2. Murder as a punishment for failing your boss "for the last time" now requires two written warnings beforehand.
3. Volcano bases must have adequate fire and lava escapes.
We all know that henching is an inherently risky job. Fighting some of the world's most tuxedo clad Scottish sociopaths is often dangerous, but that doesn't mean we can't reduce unnecessary risks.
Risks that cause lost productivity on your Doomstar project through avoidable injuries, recruitment delays, and the difficulty of removing tangled bodies from the drill you're using to get to the Earth's core.
We demand:
1. Adequate hand-rails on ledges, bridges, and _especially_ around piranha tanks, snake pits, etc.
2. Murder as a punishment for failing your boss "for the last time" now requires two written warnings beforehand.
3. Volcano bases must have adequate fire and lava escapes.