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Crew 'we're building a ship to go somewhere but we need money lol'

Google 'we'll buy your ship and crew'

Crew 'cool what do we have to do'

Google 'Well we need you up to code for sailing on our ocean, so you need to rebuild a lot of your ship to look like our other ships'

Crew 'ok we're done, now what'

Google 'drift between our many beautiful ports'

Crew 'whats the end goal'

Google 'we'll forget about you, stop maintaining your ship, and you'll drift aimlessly on our ocean for some years until one of the directors scuttles your ship on a whim'




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