Can't tell if you're being sarcastic, however it doesn't translate well in online discussions. So I'll take your comment at face value and provide you with what I hope to be an illuminating thought exercise.
According to Dang there are (or were) 13,000 comments a day [1], if we assume "most" to be ~6501 with an average comment length of 65 words, that's 422,565 or ~211,000 words per day from our two gracious moderators. Assuming the standard working hours of nine to five, that would equate to 26,375 words per hour or 439 words per minute, coincidentally breaking many records.
According to Dang there are (or were) 13,000 comments a day [1], if we assume "most" to be ~6501 with an average comment length of 65 words, that's 422,565 or ~211,000 words per day from our two gracious moderators. Assuming the standard working hours of nine to five, that would equate to 26,375 words per hour or 439 words per minute, coincidentally breaking many records.
1: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33454140
(yes, I realise this comment is slightly OTT, but I was interested to see what the raw numbers would be)