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Years ago, my mother gave me a gift of a simple battery-powered alarm clock that was designed like a Rubik's Cube. Only the top layer would twist, and it was used as a knob to set the mode of time, alarm, temperature.

I used it daily for many, many years, but it was inherently infuriating and shameful, as are all gifts from my mother. The Cube design it carried was permanently jumbled. There were stickers all over it, in standard Cube colors, representing its jumbled state, and of course, since it was a clock and not configurable, there was no way to match the colors and "solve" it.

I was forced, every day, to stare at a permanently unsolved, unsolvable Cube, after I had mastered it so many years ago, algorithmically, and I was able to solve a standard Cube in 63 seconds, but I could do nothing about this infernal clock.

Well, I wasn't forced. Sure, I could just stop using it. I could purchase another clock that wasn't shameful. But you know how mother-son relationships can be. Anyway, I finally destroyed it with great satisfaction, and the Unsolvable Cube troubles me no more.



This reads like an allegorical confession of matricide.


Of all the cubes in the world, there will always be one, his mothers gift, that is forbidden for him to solve. This is a great mystery. It’s a Rubik’s complex.


Or as the tale of a tragic human gulf - between a well-intended, neurotypical mother, and the OCD son who she just can't understand.


Or as a dark tale of a mother taking out her repressed resentment on an OCD son she does understand.


No allegorical jury would convict me


I can’t tell if it’s a troll, long form greentext, or a future episode of Criminal Minds.


After I reached the “…as are all gifts from my mother” elaboration, the rest of the comment played in my head in Anthony Perkins’s voice.


It reads like the beginning of Tell-tale Heart


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Since it had stickers, why not just move them around instead of smashing the clock?


The stickers were not individual, separate colors, they were large panels made up of the already-jumbled colors. In fact, I'm not even sure they were stickers, or if they would come off easily.

Regarding your questioning of why I smashed the clock, it was not merely because I couldn't "solve" it that I smashed it.


Were there 9 of each color on the visible faces at least?


> Were there 9 of each color on the visible faces at least?

I never checked that closely. It is apparently still available (see link above) so you may be able to find enough images to piece it together.

However, two areas lack color: the display, which is 3 horizontal tiles in the center of the "front" face, and the bottom, where the battery compartment opens, which is unpainted black plastic.

So no, even if you could move the stickers around, there aren't enough for coverage, and why would you cover the display face? I mean, do you want a Rubik's Cube or an alarm clock in this bargain?


Corner piece has two red faces. Unsolvable.


So, why’d you smash it?


> Only the top layer would twist, and it was used as a knob to set the mode of time, alarm, temperature.

This actually looks quite nice. And using the top layer as a knob is a cool idea.

https://www.coolthings.com/cube-clock-is-a-rubiks-cube-that-...


I wouldn't have a problem with the scrambled state of the clock, so I might be less neuro atypical than OP, but that it is unsolvable at a glance (two reds on the same block) even if it could be manipulated like a real cube and that there are no black bars between the colored blocks of the top row would drive me equally mad.


She probably just thought Oh, thats the thing my son is interested in, it'll be a nice gift for him. And itll help him get up in the morning.



The end trailed off but I got some strong Nabokov vibes at the beginning. I'm sure he could've fleshed this out to a small masterpiece.


So technically you did manage to brute-force a solution, just not the intended solution


Hmm, you need an alarm clock which only stops once you solve the cube.


So this is how serial killers are made...


Temperature?


Yes indeed, it literally had a temperature sensor in it, and could be switched from Fahrenheit to Celsius.




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