I assume their writers can expand it beyond “We’re going to fuck you over, but thanks for all the fish!” Make it sound all smart and snarky and stuff.

Well, now I can't use that title for the post. Thanks a lot.

You really ought to do some standup comedy, Thomas (do you?); I regularly LOL at some of your comments — even the subtle put-downs, like the parent — and yet you're invariably courteous and non-snarky.

You are the first person on this site I've ever heard describe me as non-snarky. :)

Maybe my line of work has altered my frame of reference ....