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For those clicking in expecting "Neo's protein porridge," "Morpheus Meatballs," and "Trinity's Tripe," you are going to be disappointed in that this is neither a delicious pop-culture recipe book, nor does it relate to hit Wachowski trilogy "The Matrix."


Neo : What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge ZERO PIVOTS?

Morpheus : No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, YOU’LL HAVE AN SPD MATRIX.


In the Wachowskis' defense on that one, it would be a really short cookbook.

Oatmeal: tastes like chicken.

done.


Don't try to "taste" nor try to identify the "taste" of the oatmeal...Because, there is no oatmeal.


> Oatmeal: tastes like chicken.

Surely you mean tuna.


I actually came in hoping for the chat protocol >_>


Same


"It's a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins and minerals. Everything the body needs."


It doesn't have everything the body needs.


Unlike Gatorade, which has electrolytes.


I was at least hoping for a cookie recipe.


yes I was a little disappointed, ngl

a post-apocalyptic recipe book would be really interesting (canned cultivated meat, mycotissues, texturised hydroponic soya and boiled grains, yummm)


__void says: "a post-apocalyptic recipe book...":

That would be "To Serve Man":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man

You can view that "Twilight Zone" episode at:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJjvg-Gq1LE




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