In other news: jrockway threatens "consequences" (including, but not limited to, whining on twitter) unless everyone gives me chocolate covered espresso beans.
Wait, my threat doesn't influence you? That's a shame, because I really wanted some caffeinated chocolate.
(Also, we don't even need to publish the study anymore, we have something even more damning than scientific fact: the Streisand effect. Maybe they should threaten "consequences" for talking about their threat of consequences. And so on.)
Wait, my threat doesn't influence you? That's a shame, because I really wanted some caffeinated chocolate.
(Also, we don't even need to publish the study anymore, we have something even more damning than scientific fact: the Streisand effect. Maybe they should threaten "consequences" for talking about their threat of consequences. And so on.)