Bulshytt: Speech (typically but not necessarily commercial or political) that employs euphemism, convenient vagueness, numbing repetition, and other such rhetorical subterfuges to create the impression that something has been said.
(there's quite a bit more about it to be said, though quoting it out of context loses much of the world building associated with it... and the raw quote is riddled with strange spellings that would have even more confusion)
