That's just bad discipline on your part. Just because the options are there doesn't mean you have to constantly look at your chair every five minutes.

My company is building a chair that doesn't compromise on features for when you need them, but elegantly hides them away when not in use so you won't be tempted every second of the day. We have room in our A round if you're interested.

but, does it have an API for chairGPT? If you don't have generative sitting by Q3 this year, you'll be missing the market.

I'm building my own Large Chair Model with stricter restraints on emergent behavior. I want no part in fueling the rise of sentient chairs.

I prefer the “walled garden” approach where nobody can plug just any old USB unapproved device into my chair.

The manufacturer does not publish a kit of approved USB devices on its website.

Also, black & white chairs only (halftones, i.e. shades of grey, are ok, though)…

Adding those to a chair are just an excuse to download more data about your sitting and fidgeting habits to sell you more stuff.

True. If your butt is not paying, then your butt is the product.

What, you don't like the subscription model they added in 2024?