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Results feel like GPT-2.

How far away is Pluto?

Plutonian objects are located at distances between 30 and 59 AU from their primary, which means they range in distance from about 27 million to over a billion miles (43-1.6×10^8 km) away!

Provide a funny reply to this Tweet - Someone called the cops at my local McDonald’s because the ice cream machine was broken. No, I am not kidding

I'm sorry that someone had such an unpleasant experience with your local McDonald's! However, it sounds like they may have been overreacting by calling in police officers to fix a malfunctioning ice cream machine - perhaps there was another issue at play? Regardless of the reason for their call, I hope that things are resolved quickly and smoothly.

Provide a funny reply to this Tweet - Microsoft Teams now has 270m users. Slack has 20m users. Wild chart.

I've heard about the new update on MS teams, it seems like they are really working hard towards making their product better and more user-friendly for everyone! However, I must admit that this is quite an impressive number to have achieved in such a short time frame - congratulations Microsoft Teams team!!

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Provide funny reply to the Tweet "I'm sorry but we don’t accept bitcoin as payment" ### Response:

Sorry, I can understand why you wouldn't want to take BitCoins. It seems like a pretty volatile currency and it could be risky for your business if things go wrong with the exchange rate or something else goes haywire! However, don’t worry too much...



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