The "New" angry birds are barely playable and even the "Angry Birds Classic" seem to be much worse than the ones I had on my N900 a decade ago.
But the new ones are just a piece of crap where the actual gameplay occupies the 5% of overall UI and the level design is boring as hell (levels look like somebody vomited them on the screen). It is basically how they put their child on altar and sacrificed it to Mammon.
I wanted my small children to get the Angry Birds experience but my youth memories were violated.
I hear you. My suggestion is to find an old Kindle Fire HDX 7". It's a 7" Android 4.2.2 with great performance; you can get APKs of all your old favorite games from nearly shady sources and play them as they were in their glory days, before everything started breaking. Mobile gaming was once something great.
But the new ones are just a piece of crap where the actual gameplay occupies the 5% of overall UI and the level design is boring as hell (levels look like somebody vomited them on the screen). It is basically how they put their child on altar and sacrificed it to Mammon.
I wanted my small children to get the Angry Birds experience but my youth memories were violated.