And the suggested follow up questions: "How can I check my time machine?"

Yeah one of the things I find most amazing about these is often the suggested follow-ups rather than the text itself, as it has this extra feeling of "not only am I crazy, but I want you to participate in my madness; please choose between one of these prompts"... or like, one of the prompts will be one which accuses the bot of lying to you... it's just all so amazing.

What if Skynet but instead of a Terminator it's just Clippy

Would definitely make me feel safer as judgement day would probably blue screen before launching the nukes.