Excellent. This is the beginning of the end for the cohort of people writing clear, descriptive commit messages. All your knowledge is soon to be acquisitioned and commodified by the Man with the GPU.

I on the other hand will survive: what sense is an AI to make of such classic messages as David Bowie's excellent "ch-ch-changes!", the five "fix CI maybe???"s in a row, or the eternal "fuck this shit"?