Fair enough. I don’t review purchases pretty much ever but my thinking is generally pretty binary.
For example, I bought a squeegee the other day and it works just fine so if somebody offered me $20 to write a 5 star review I’d probably do it (It would read “Good squeegee, works as advertised”).
Now if the people that sold me an incomplete lockpicking kit asked for a 5 star review I’d tell them to fuck off.