I was going to solve some business problems today but instead there became an urgent need to GPU accelerate the task of making my commit hash appear to have the rich semantics of "a number that goes up". Hm, I bet this old FPGA could be repurposed to add a 2x speedup...
I don't understand — the example in the article adds the string "magic: MTQIpN2AmwQA" to the commit message. The final hash is hexadecimal, but what you feed into it isn't.
I haven't checked your codebase so I don't know how easy it was but damn, you replaced your backend within 16 minutes according to your comment timings.
I've been using githashcrash [1], but it's only running on the CPU, which is why it's a bit slower. :-)
[1]: https://github.com/Mattias-/githashcrash