There's a chasm of difference between a router that's powered by Jesus and one that claims to be powered by Jesus.

Customer's only need to believe it's so, much like the case presented in the internet being powered by the devil.

Anyways, off to brand "Holy Routers" with an image of Buddy Christ as our logo. "Why bother with other routers, ours have the divine connection."

That may explain the shockingly spotty wireless in my hotel; I don't want a divine connection, I want sinful ping times.